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"50 min: Lampard plays a ball down the inside left for Rooney, springing him clear in the area. He squares for Defoe, who taps home. Sadly for England, both men were offside. “In light of your suggestion for John Terry’s shirt design,” writes Anthony Pease, “Emile Heskey could wear a similar one, only with the arrow on the back and another pointing to his elbow."
"52 min: Johnson turns inside from the right wing and sends a peachy cross towards the far post. It flies this much over Rooney’s head and out of play. This is all England at the moment. James has had to deal with a couple of speculative crosses from the Slovenes in this half, but nothing dramatic. “After Capello urging Barry to provide what England are missing,” writes Michael Hunt, “I was delighted to see him taking the jumping-on-the-goal-scorer’s-back-to-celebrate-like-you-had-anything-to-do-with-the-goal role left dangerously vacant since Rio went home."
"78 min: England are pinning Slovenia back now. Fabio Capello looks very calm on the sidelines. Kirm is replaced by Matavz. Here’s a primal scream from Steve Howard: “In response to Laurence Welford (53 mins), FrankLampard had had 31 shots on goal in his World Cup career going into this game. Only one person has had more (33) in world cup history. He’s already missed once more so far this game, so all he needs to do is miss a shot on goal 2 more times (should be easy for him) and he will be the record-holding worst-person-of-all-time at shooting on goal in all world cup history. He also had 24 shots on goal last world cup without scoring (the most of any player in that tournament). Please, please, for the love of God, why won’t he just STOP!!! Pass the bloody ball to someone else! Bloody clown!"
harry ‘bash’ potter
Spells from Harry Potter and their corresponding Bash commands:
- Accio: wget (Pulls an object to the caster.)
- Alohomora: chmod +rw (Unlock a door.)
- Avada Kedavra: rm -rf / (The killing curse.)
- Colloportus: chmod uo-rw (Prevents a muggle from openin a door.)
- Deletrius: history -c (Deletrius clears a wand’s spell history.)
- Episkey, Reparo: fsck (Heal minor injuries./Fixes objects.)
- Gemino: cp (Makes a copy of an object.)
- Homenum Revelio: who (Reveals humans near caster.)
- Pack: tar (Packs up objects into a container.)
- Portus: ln -s (Creates portkey.)
- Prior Incantato: Ctrl+P, history 1 (Shows a ghost of the last spell casted.)
- Rictusempra: touch (Causes the sensation of beeing tickled.)
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