"(516): doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine"
"(402): Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat."
"Nothing can really prepare you for the latest online phenomenon, Chatroulette. The social Web site, created just three months ago by a 17-year-old Russian named Andrey Ternovskiy, drops you into an unnerving world where you are connected through webcams to a random, fathomless succession of strangers from across the globe. You see them, they see you. You talk to them, they talk to you."
"I’ll achieve most of the benefits of vegetarianism, but without many of the inconveniences."